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Sex like a Crocodile...
« on: June 05, 2007, 06:20:12 PM »

subject: Big Brains and Better Sex

From: Eric Lang
Date: Tue, 5 Jun 2007 10:06:36 -0400
For those who haven't benefited from the knowledge of "clinical
psychiatrist and brain-imaging expert" Daniel Amen (as revealed
in a syndicated feature in our local newspaper), sex occurs
largely in the right temporal lobe of the brain, and SPECT brain
scans (for which he promotes clinical and business applications
in one of his seminars) can pick up bad wiring and provide
"relationship-saving cues".

The newspaper article states that "His daughters - ages 19, 24
and 30 - are used to Dad offering to scan their dates".

This may sound a bit creepy, but Dad always scans his own dates
too if the relationship progresses enough.

Dad's website also sells a raft of brain supplements including
NeuroGuppies and NeuroEPA, the latter of which benefits "cold"
brains (with the usual FDA disclaimer).

Doc Amen has been in love four times but apparently their brains
weren't big enough to justify the Next Step.

I believe Amen is wrong and that one's reptile brain controls
sex. Watch this space for a new line of supplements targeting
the proper area, including Big Croc Complex and IguanaMate 400.

The scales will fall from your eyes.


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