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Ein Mann will in einer Bank in Zürich Geld anlegen.
"Wieviel wollen sie denn einzahlen?", fragt der Kassier.

Flüstert der Mann: "Drei Millionen."

"Sie können ruhig lauter sprechen", sagt der Bankangestellte, "in
der Schweiz ist Armut keine Schande..."


der " Monaco Franze" und die Walküren

...........und "der Gesundheitswahn "

Viel Spaß


Sagt ein katholischer Pfarrer zu einem
“Meinst du, wir erleben noch, wie das Zölibat abgeschafft

Der andere schüttelt bedächtig den Kopf und sagt:
“Wir nicht, aber vielleicht unsere Kinder.”

Der ist schon alt, aber sooooo schön:

Burglar and Parrot

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his
flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he
picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange,
disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you."
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his
flashlight out, and froze. When he heard nothing more
after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a
vacation after the next big score, then clicked the
light on and began searching for more valuables.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could
disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you."
Freaked out, he shone his light around frantically,
looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the
corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
"Did you say that?" He hissed at the parrot.
"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you."
The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"
"Moses," replied the bird.
"Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people
would name a bird Moses."
"The kind of people that would name a rottweiler Jesus." he replied.

Diesen kannte ich noch nicht. Aber er paßt supergut:

Sent in by A. Lamb

A lady takes her parrot to the Vet. The Vet takes one look and says,
"I'm afraid your parrot is dead."
"That's terrible," says the woman, "How can you know that. You haven't
examined it or anything."
The Vet heaves a long-suffering sigh, places the parrot on the
examination table, opens the door and whistles. At this, a labrador dog
bounds into the room, hops up onto the table, sniffs at the parrot,
looks up and shakes its head sadly. Then the Vet gives another whistle
and a cat comes into the room, springs up onto the table, sniffs the
parrot and then shakes its head sadly.
"Well I'm terribly sorry Mrs Jones but there can be no doubt about it.
Polly is dead."
"Well, it's devastating news but thank you. How much do I owe you?"
"That will be six hundred and forty two pounds please."
"How much?" cried the woman in shock. "That's far too much money!"
"Well it's your own fault," Said the Vet, "If you had believed me in the
first place it would only have been twenty pounds. But you insisted on
a Lab report and a Cat scan!"

Quelle, süße Bilder gibt es da auch:


Heute gelesen in unserer bayrischen HIP-HOP Zeitung :

Wie heißt die Hymne der Beamten:

" Wake me up, before you go " !...


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