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Khan

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Wahre Tatsachen, und bunt sind sie auch noch!
« am: 23. Februar 2013, 13:13:56 »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UR_byRbXxvs

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True Facts About The Chameleon

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here on true facts about their sharman on the road
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the comedian
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that word really looked like it was going to be more fun to say
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the comedian is lincoln ordinary lizard the gulf trip downtown old guy in the
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james bond movies that has opened the door spire towards the comedians operand
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lower eyelids refused to form a small home just large enough for its people
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it's little spy i can rotate nearly one hundred making degrees in all directions
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giving it a remarkable field of vision furthermore he tried to move
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independently of the other allowing the chameleon to look at two things at once
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this however makes it painfully obvious when the comedian was no longer paying
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attention to your however when the comedian spots parade both of its eyes
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locked on its target
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if you were jiminy cricket you would shit your pants right
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now
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the most impressive spy weapon that the comedian has is it's time the longest
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time in proportion to its body of any animal
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he keeps its tongue folded inside of it smells like an accordion until it's
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ready to fire with the aid of a collagen catapult
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week he missed it
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bio showing that
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good trying this is as close to french kissing as comedians com because if they
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committed to it for their they would both explode
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the comedian has a pre insult a lemon cool little alien karate chops fans
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which allows it to live in the trees
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here on a high a branch the comedian displays its elegant mating ritual
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like a dilate really noted like james bond he approaches is made with the
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pickup line buried in sexual innuendo
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how do you take your coffee one home court too
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romina who grew up
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translating walk which it really doesn't like it
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but when the match does happen it's magical group red rocket lets me know
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that place
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perhaps the greatest deception that this pile isn't comedian has ever achieved is
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deceiving humans into thinking that they change colors in order to blend in with
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their surroundings they do not they change color based on temperature and
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their mood the only surrounding this could help them blend into would be a
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santa clara convention the color changes shifty things still cool is held at all
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when it works because the comedian has a living in tent to cells called chrome
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outer forcing its kian can control the distribution of pigment within them
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when the pigment is densely packed in the center of the sailors basically
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transparent but when it spreads out the appearance of color emerges remember if
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someone says you disguise yourself like a chameleon just saying
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your mom
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usually shuts them out
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uh...
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more you doing
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right now
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missus kind of awkward
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you want to do it
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tricare
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always saying hello
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do i feel like okay
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yeah known
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maybe quinn
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lips
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look i'm a little chicken
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« Antwort #1 am: 27. Februar 2013, 23:49:33 »

Echidna

Wer nicht weiß, was das ist: angucken!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=L6kAE06mJAQ

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